BlarDy congirl trying to con me
Hari ini dalam sejarah: at around 6.45 pm today as i was very hardworkingly washing my precious old car (you should have seen the thickness of the dust - it's measurable hahahaa)... suddenly this girl appeared in front of my house's gate and started babbling (to my horror). Thank god i locked the gate. anywayZ her name is Ong Mei Mei and she's got some coupons to offer me that might win me great prizes or even free electrical appliances.... woWWwww *sarcasm hits*. all i remember was something about how they are promoting things Buatan Malaysia since China got so many cheap stuff and shit bla bla bla... Since i was technically free and i don't know how to kick her away i just listened to her and bombard her with sarcastic reply - sadly to say that she doesn't get it. Then she gave me a blue card with lousy design and ask me to write my name on it and open it (it's like a coupon with dotted lines at the sides and u just tear it open). GUESS WHAT? I"M REALLY LUCKY!! LOLz apparently i am so luCky (only 60 coupons in the whole of Malaysia) that i am definitely going to win one of the great prizes which range from Perdana V6 to a laptop. WWOooooowwww why am i not surprised? but anyhow, that's not even the highlight of the whole drama. You should have seen her reaction man when i open the coupon and find thAt i was the "lucky one" ... she was likE saying in cantonese, "WAITT... WAiTtt.. i muSt congratulate you firsT.... aahhh... u're so luckY!!! this is too good to be true!!" Imagine Shu Qi's saying that in her most exaggerated expression with hands flying everywhere like a monkey about to give birth; that's exactly how she looked like.... in front of my house some more.
So well, after that the tricky part starts.... i cannot scratch and see what did i win until she calls her supervisor to come explain some "terms & condition" and become a "witness" that the coupon is valid and original. Moreover, i have to accept the prize that is stated after i scratch the thing and appear in newspaper and stuff. So meanwhile she's waiting for her supervisor i can like let her wait inside my house and bla bla bla..... DUH NO. i told her to come back again later when my parents are back cuz 'my mommy told me not to open the door for strangers' hahaha. then for the next 15 minutes she tried to convince me that she's just an innocent girl and not trying to cheat me, that my parents did not raise me to be stupid so she's sure it's okay if i make the decision bla bla bla. To be honest, for a moment there i kinda dig the idea of winning Perdana V6.... but i would definitely not open the gate for her at all. So to play safe i'll just wait for any one of my parents to come home la. then she yack and yack and yack i just ya ya ya ya. finally she give up and give me her hp number so that i can call her when i'm ready to "open my prize"... yeah RITE.
and soooooooooo she finally leFt. I didn't see her approaching any other house after she left mine - mission failed of course go home fly kite la. then i gave my mom a call and briefly tell her about my encounter and it appears that there was a report regarding the Perdana prize fraud in the newspaper (someone is definitely not been reading newspaper here). So people in the Subang USJ area...... BEWARE!!!!! lock your gate at all times and don't let strangers in... especially one named Ong Mei Mei. I didn't notice what she claimed her company's name is but the address is one in Jalan Kuchai Lama. there is a 50% chance that she's telling the truth but well... what have i got to lose rite? perhaps not gaining a new Perdana V6 only loh +_+
So well, after that the tricky part starts.... i cannot scratch and see what did i win until she calls her supervisor to come explain some "terms & condition" and become a "witness" that the coupon is valid and original. Moreover, i have to accept the prize that is stated after i scratch the thing and appear in newspaper and stuff. So meanwhile she's waiting for her supervisor i can like let her wait inside my house and bla bla bla..... DUH NO. i told her to come back again later when my parents are back cuz 'my mommy told me not to open the door for strangers' hahaha. then for the next 15 minutes she tried to convince me that she's just an innocent girl and not trying to cheat me, that my parents did not raise me to be stupid so she's sure it's okay if i make the decision bla bla bla. To be honest, for a moment there i kinda dig the idea of winning Perdana V6.... but i would definitely not open the gate for her at all. So to play safe i'll just wait for any one of my parents to come home la. then she yack and yack and yack i just ya ya ya ya. finally she give up and give me her hp number so that i can call her when i'm ready to "open my prize"... yeah RITE.
and soooooooooo she finally leFt. I didn't see her approaching any other house after she left mine - mission failed of course go home fly kite la. then i gave my mom a call and briefly tell her about my encounter and it appears that there was a report regarding the Perdana prize fraud in the newspaper (someone is definitely not been reading newspaper here). So people in the Subang USJ area...... BEWARE!!!!! lock your gate at all times and don't let strangers in... especially one named Ong Mei Mei. I didn't notice what she claimed her company's name is but the address is one in Jalan Kuchai Lama. there is a 50% chance that she's telling the truth but well... what have i got to lose rite? perhaps not gaining a new Perdana V6 only loh +_+
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